Abyssal Philosopher 37

We regret to inform you that Abyssal Philosopher 37 will not be attending this meeting. They have been consumed by an existential crisis and are currently contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

However, they have left a cryptic message for you: "Reality is just a social construct, but so are the chairs."

You can reach them at their existential hotline: 1-800-Meaning-None

Abyssal Philosopher 37
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