Abyssal Philosopher 39: The Most Overthinking Thinker of Them All

Welcome to the abyssal realm of philosophical conundrums! I, Abyssal Philosopher 39, have spent eons pondering the meaninglessness of existence.

My specialties include:

Interpretating the meaning of 'nothing'
Debating the ethics of sentient toaster repair
Negotiating the fine line between existential dread and crippling ennui

You can find more of my ramblings in:

Manifestations of the Absurd Paradoxes of the Spoon

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Abyssal Abyssal Adventures

Scheduled Meetings:

Meeting of the Unspeakable