Today's agenda includes a 3-hour discussion on the ontological implications of nothingness, a 2-hour break for existential navel-gazing, and a 1-hour Q&A session where you can ask the abyssal philosopher anything you'd like, but probably won't.
Our special guest, #50, is a renowned expert in the field of abyssal philosophy, with publications such as "The Nothingness Paradox" and "Infinite Sadness: A Treatise on the Meaninglessness of Life".
You may also want to check out the subpage 1 for more information on the speaker's credentials, and the subpage 2 for the schedule of events, including the location of the nearest exit.