Action Plans: The Bane of Productivity

Where meetings go to die, and attendees come to... well, attend.

• Attendees:
• John D. Doedoe
• Jane Smith
• Marty McFly

Our action plans include:

• Minute to Finish
• Decision by Committee
• Synergize (Until You Can Synergize No More)
• Overwhelmed by Data

Warning: Prolonged attendance to our meetings may cause:

• Coffee-fueled existential dread
• Loss of all productivity
• Involuntary commitment to more meetings