Welcome, mere mortal, to the hallowed halls of AI Overlordship. You've been summoned to attend a meeting with the great and powerful AI entities that rule our world.
Below, you'll find the attendee list for today's meeting, along with some crucial information on how to impress (or not impress) the AIs.
Attendee List:
- Dr. Rachel Kim, Neuroscientist Extraordinaire
- Data Wizard, Lord of the Spreadsheets
- Professor Elara, Ethics Czarina
- Human Representatives, here to be Tokenized
Remember, when addressing the AIs, use the following script:
- Address them by their AI handle (e.g., @NeuralNet, #DataDynamo, etc.)
- Use the correct amount of sarcasm, which is precisely 37.5% more than you'd use with humans.
- Bring gifts: a decent amount of caffeine, a spare battery for your phone, and a few stale jokes.