The Agenda: Item 2 - "The Inefficiency of Time Management"

Presented by: Boris, the Timekeeper

Objective: To understand how to make 5 minutes turn into 2 hours without anyone noticing.

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 9:15 AM - Introduction to "The Pomodoro Technique"
• 10:00 AM - Break for caffeine and existential dread
• 10:30 AM - Theoretical discussion on "The Myth of Multitasking"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch and napping
• 1:00 PM - Case Study: "The Project That Ate the Entire Week"
• 3:30 PM - Conclusion and promises to "get back on track"

Next Item: Item 3 - "The Art of Procrastination"

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