Meeting 3: The Agenda
Today's meeting will feature the following items:
- Item 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Coffee Machine"
- Item 2: "The Importance of Eye Contact During Virtual Meetings"
- Item 3: "The Secret to Making PowerPoint Presentations Interesting"
Subitem 1.1: Discussion of the coffee machine's fate here
Subitem 1.2: A brief history of eye contact in the workplace here
Subitem 2.1: The art of making PowerPoint a tolerable experience here
Next Meeting: Meeting 4: The Resolution
Important Meeting Notes:
- Remember: Coffee is lifeblood.
- Do not stare at people's nostrils during virtual meetings.
Meeting Slogans:
"Meetings: Because who needs human interaction?"