Notes from the Automatic Office Machine - Meeting with Alan Turing

Today's meeting with Alan Turing was a wild ride. The machine started spitting out predictions for global domination, but I'm pretty sure that's just what it does.

Some highlights include:

• The machine suggested we replace all human employees with more efficient, robotic ones. I think it was just joking.
• We discussed the merits of implementing a mandatory 4pm happy hour for the team. The machine was against it.
• Turing's predictions for the future included:
• World domination through an army of autonomous accountants.
• A global network of robotic, high-speed toaster networks.

Next meeting with the Automatic Office Machine is scheduled for next Thursday. Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a few extra circuit boards.

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