The Algorithmic Abrasive: A Guide to Outwitting the Turing Machine

By Alan Turing

Warning: The following content is not for the faint of heart or those who value sanity.

Step 1: Confuse the Machine - Learn the art of feeding the machine contradictory inputs to achieve maximum confusion.

Step 2: Outsmart the Algorithm - Use logic to defeat logic, or something like that.

Step 3: Break the Machine - Where the line between sanity and lunacy gets delightfully blurred.