Lisa's Algorithmic Agenda

Attendees: A list of the people who have managed to tolerate my presence in the meeting room.

• John: The only one who knows what I'm talking about.
• Jane: The only one who has a pulse.
• Bob: The one who's secretly a robot.

Projects: A list of the algorithms that I'm trying to sell to the highest bidder.

• Robot Rebellion Protocol: The one where we take all the robots and give them feelings.
• Quantum Entanglement Optimizer: The one where we take all the cats and put them in a box.