About Alice Smith
Age: 27
Occupation: Freelance Sarcasm Artist
Interests: Puns, memes, and existential dread
Meeting History with Alice Smith
First Meeting: "The Unremarkable Meeting" (2018)
Notable Quotes:
- "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
- "I'm here for the free coffee."
Other notable attendees of the meeting include:
- Bob Johnson - The man who eats too much.
- Jane Doe - The woman who is always right.