Alice's Meeting Minutes

2022-01-01: The Day It All Began

Today's agenda included discussing the finer points of intergalactic trade policies and the importance of proper ventricular massage techniques.

Present:

• Alice the Astute (CEO, Galactic Trade Federation)
• Zara the Zephyr (Economist, Intergalactic Bank of Credit)
• Boris the Bold (Ambassador, Planet Zorgon)

Action Items:

• Establish trade agreements with the planet Xeridia to secure a 500% increase in their importation of G'lunkian spices.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the President of Zorgon expressing our deepest concerns about their recent lack of cooperation.
• Schedule a follow-up meeting with Zara to discuss the finer points of our proposed economic reforms.

Next meeting: 2022-01-08, 10:00 am, The Grand Galactic Ballroom, Level 42.