Today, Alice the Astute convened the most underwhelming meeting of the year. The attendees consisted of herself, a stapler, and a forgotten coffee cup.
Key takeaways included:
- Stapler's existential crisis: "Why am I here? Is it for a purpose, or am I merely a decoration?"
- The forgotten coffee cup's poignant reflection on the impermanence of all things.
- Alice's astute observations on the importance of taking a break.
To further discuss these weighty matters, we have: