Alice the Awkward
Alice is known for her impressive ability to turn a simple question into a 20-minute conversation about the intricacies of her favorite hobby, collecting antique door knobs. Her favorite phrase: "I'm not sure, let me check my notes."
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Bob is infamous for his love of red tape and forms. He can fill out a 5-page form in under 5 seconds. His favorite phrase: "Section 3, subsection B, paragraph 2, please."
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Cathy is always sipping on a venti iced coffee from Starbucks. Her favorite phrase: "Did you know they have a new flavor of coffee?"
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