Alice's Attendance of Doom

Notes from the most epic meeting of all time.

Present: Alice (Chair), Bob (Vice Chair), Dave (Sarcastic Commenter)

Objective: Discuss new marketing strategy for the doomed project.

Alice: "We must make it happen, we cannot fail."

Bob: "I don't know, but I'll try to nod along."

Dave: "Sounds like a bunch of malarkey."

Next Meeting: When John Arrives

Also see: Last Meeting's Minutes