Attendee 1: Alpah (They/Them/Their)

Role: Timekeeper

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Known for their impeccable sense of timing and ability to tell time in 37 seconds, Alpah has been keeping meetings on schedule for years.

They're currently reading "The Art of Time Management" for their next book club meeting.

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