Today's schedule is packed, and I'm not just talking about the meeting that's been going on for three hours.
I'm talking about the existential dread that comes with knowing I'll never be able to take a lunch break, because there's always another meeting, or another crisis, or another email from management.
But hey, someone's got to keep the office running, right? Someone's got to be the one to hold it all together, like a digital version of duct tape, with a side of stale coffee.
So, here's the real secret about being an administrative assistant: it's not just about the work, it's about the art of pretending to be interested, while secretly wondering if anyone would even notice if I just disappeared for a few hours.
Read the minutes of today's meeting What I'd take to a desert island