The Fermat Theory, as proposed by Euler the Great, states that all meetings are inherently meaningless and that the only constant variable is the number of attendees.
However, in a bold attempt to disprove this theory, our team of analysts has managed to gather data that shows that, in fact, the number of attendees is not always constant.
Further research has led us to conclude that the true variable is actually the number of donuts consumed during the meeting.
But wait, it gets even better! Our data suggests that this variable is directly correlated with the number of attendees, but inversely correlated with the number of minutes spent discussing the actual topic of the meeting.
Thus, the Fermat Theory has been disproven, and we are left with the even more complex and confusing Donut Theory.