Attendees of the Intergalactic Asteroid Mining Convention

Present:

Asteroid Mining Convention 1. Roberto "The Rock" Rockwell - Renowned asteroid miner and owner of the infamous "Rockwell's Rock-Cutters".
2. Steve "The Spacedog" Stevens - A self-taught expert in asteroid propulsion systems.
3. Lisa "The Laser" LaRue - Developer of the highly sought-after "Laser Drill 3000" asteroid excavation tool.
4. John "The Jinx" Jensen - Notorious for causing equipment malfunctions on 3 out of 5 asteroid mining expeditions.

Also present:

Asteroid Mining Convention Goers The mysterious "Asteroid Overlord" (name unknown), rumored to have single-handedly mined the most valuable asteroid in the galaxy.
The "Asteroid Miners Union Local 427", representing the collective rights of asteroid miners worldwide.

Next meeting:

Review of the latest prophets and prophecies for the upcoming "Great Asteroid Heist"

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