| Attendee | Position | Attendance Record |
|---|---|---|
| John D. | CEO | Always late, always complaining |
| Jane D. | Intern | Never seen, always on phone |
| Bob S. | Manager | Only attends if coffee breaks are involved |
| More about John D. | ||
| More about Jane D. | ||
| More about Bob S. |
Other notable attendees:
Meetings are a waste of time, but someone has to attend them.