Welcome to Attendance Optional, where we're all about embracing our inner sloths and taking a well-deserved nap. Because, let's be real, who needs meetings, anyway?
Q: Do I really have to attend this meeting? A: Nope. You can just send a "I'm not coming" email from the safety of your bed.
Q: But what if I'm the boss? A: Ah, you're the boss? Well, you can just send a "I'm not coming, because reasons" email, and everyone will assume the reasons were totally valid.
Meet Our Founder, who has a PhD in Procrastination.
Meet Our CEO, who has a Master's degree in Making Excuses.
Meet Our CFO, who is secretly a professional sleeper.