Required Docs: CEO's Rantings

This is not a real meeting agenda, but a collection of the CEO's ramblings.

What to Expect When the CEO Says Anything

• Expect an existential dread when the CEO utters the phrase 'synergy'.
• Prepare for a 3-hour meeting to discuss a 10-minute idea.
• When the CEO says 'think outside the box', it means they have no idea what they're talking about.
• Be prepared to sacrifice your soul for 'incentives'.

Required Reading:

• CEO's Manifesto (a 300-page treatise on the importance of being right)
• CEO Speak Dictionary (a glossary of meaningless buzzwords)

Remember, when in doubt, just nod and smile. It's for your own good.

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