Reminder: The meeting that never ends is about to start.

Don't forget to bring:

• Your favorite vegan quinoa salad
• Your reusable water bottle
• Your willingness to listen to John's presentation for the 12th time

You have 30 minutes to arrive before the meeting begins. Any later and you'll have to deal with Bob's parking complaints.

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