The Attendance Conundrum: A Philosophical Exploration

Are you tired of attending meetings that leave you feeling empty and unfulfilled? Do you find yourself wondering if the purpose of these gatherings is merely to fill a room with human bodies or if there's something more profound at play?

The answer, my friend, is a resounding "maybe".

But seriously, have you considered that the true value of these meetings lies not in their content, but in the existential dread that comes with being a cog in the machine?

"The only thing that keeps me attending meetings is the hope that someone, anyone, will ask the question that will shatter the illusion of meaning." - René Descartes (not really)

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Or not.