Meet Zorgon, The Unreliable. This is him.
Zorgon is known for his questionable attendance record. His 3 meetings in 10 years have all been rescheduled to a coffee shop down the street. He's been known to forget what day it is, or even that he's coming to the meeting in the first place.
Zorgon's hobbies include: forgetting where he put his keys, eating Cheetos, and playing video games for 12 hours a day.