MEETINGS: Attendee 5

Attendee 5, the enigmatic figure in the corner of the meeting room, is known for their unparalleled expertise in the field of "procrastination". Their presence is always met with a mixture of awe and terror by the other attendees.

Known for:

• Sitting in the back and playing solitaire for hours
• Eating an entire pizza by themselves during breaks
• Accidentally deleting all the meeting notes

Quirks:

• Talks to themselves in a low whisper during presentations
• Has a pet rock named "Boulder"
• Claims to have seen a UFO in the parking lot

Learn more about Attendee 5's fascinating backstory

Discover the sordid tale of Attendee 5 and "Boulder"