MEETING MINUTES FOR THE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER'S MEETING

Present: The Young Whippersnapper, The Old Codger, The Hipster

Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the latest trends in artisanal beard care

The Young Whippersnapper: "I'm tellin' ya, I just got a sick new balsam fir beard oil, it's got like, 12 different essential oils in it!"
The Old Codger: "Essential oils, eh? I just use coconut oil, it's all I need."
The Hipster: *silence*

Agenda Item 2: Debate on the merits of fixed-gear bicycles vs. fixed-gear unicorns

The Young Whippersnapper: "Dude, fixed-gear unicorns are, like, the ultimate form of transportation, I mean, who needs a boring old bike when you can ride a magical, flying horse creature?!"
The Old Codger: "Unicorns don't exist, kiddo. You're just gettin' your goat with your hippie nonsense."
The Hipster: *muttering to self* "Fixed-gear unicorns... now that's a thing I'd totally invest in... *looks up* Oh, yeah, fixed-gear bicycles, man... they're, like, so... so... artisanal!"

Next Meeting: Next Thursday, same bat time, same bat channel