Attendee Agenda

Agenda

  1. 09:00 - 09:30: Welcome and Introduction by the AI Overlords
  2. 09:30 - 10:15: The Importance of Correctly Calibrating Your Thermostat to Achieve Optimal Productivity
  3. 10:15 - 11:15: The History of Meetings: A Brief, Uncomfortable Overview
  4. 11:15 - 12:00: Lunch Break: Eat Your Feelings
  5. 12:00 - 13:00: The Art of Passive Aggression in Meetings: A Workshop

Sub Agenda

  1. Sub Agenda 1: AI Overlords' Secret Plans for World Domination
  2. Sub Agenda 2: The Thermostat Conspiracy