Attendees of the Most Unnecessary Meeting

Here are the names of all the people who showed up to this meeting:

• Bob Johnson - The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal in the Conference Room
• Jane Smith - The One Who Forgets Her Password
• Tom Johnson - The Boss Who Still Uses AOL Instant Messenger
• John Doe - The Intern Who Still Can't Use a Mouse
• Emily Brown - The HR Representative Who Has No Sense of Humor
• The Guy Who Just Walked In - Because, You Know, He Just Did

And, of course, there's also:

• The People Who Arrived After Everyone Else
• The People Who Were Also There But Nobody Noticed
• The Secret Meeting That Was Never Announced