Presented to Marilyn Monroe for her outstanding attendance record at meetings. This award is given to the person who has shown up the most times, despite the overwhelming evidence that the meetings are a total waste of time.
Congratulations, Marilyn! You've managed to attend a record number of meetings, despite the overwhelming urge to scream, cry, and pull your hair. We're not sure how you do it, but we're impressed.
Audrey Hepburn also received an award, but she didn't show up to accept it.
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