Bernie's Buddy, expert on all things existential and mediocre, will regale us with tales of his cat's dental issues.
Interests: existential dread, mediocre coffee, and poorly maintained lawn gnomes.
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Bernie's Buddy's Therapist is here to help us all cope with the crushing ennui of modern life.
Specialties: free therapy sessions, existential dread, and moderately priced couches.
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Bernie's Buddy's Lawyer is here to help us all avoid lawsuits and existential dread.
Specialties: winning cases, mediocre coffee, and poorly maintained law books.
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