Meetings: Attendees: Bernoulli-Pierre 3: His Terrible Ideas

Welcome to the infamous Bernoulli-Pierre 3, the man who single-handedly kept the meeting attendance record for "Most Uninspired Ideas Spoken Out Loud".

The Man Himself

Bernoulli-Pierre 3 is a man of questionable taste and a mind that's been stuck in a loop since 2015. His ideas range from "Let's just Google it" to "Can't we just do what everyone else does?"

Why We Hire Him

Some of his most notable ideas:

  • Let's just have a "brainstorming" session, but let's just sit in silence for an hour.
  • We should totally just use Comic Sans for our branding.
  • Who needs a project plan when you have "Just wing it!"
What Happens Next