The Bernoullien Convention: Attendee Roster
Welcome, esteemed members of the Bernoullien Convention!
Below you'll find our esteemed attendees, each with their own brand of existential dread.
- Bernhards - The existential crisis specialists
- Bernhards are known for their intense, yet somehow fashionable, hand-wringing
- Bernoulliens - The philosophers who'll question everything, including your mother's taste in decor
- Bernoulliens are the masters of the art of overthinking, and possibly overpaying for artisanal cheese
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, we're not really sure why you'd want to.