The Bernoullien Convention: Attendee Roster

Welcome, esteemed members of the Bernoullien Convention!

Below you'll find our esteemed attendees, each with their own brand of existential dread.

Bernhards - The existential crisis specialists
Bernhards are known for their intense, yet somehow fashionable, hand-wringing
Bernoulliens - The philosophers who'll question everything, including your mother's taste in decor
Bernoulliens are the masters of the art of overthinking, and possibly overpaying for artisanal cheese

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, we're not really sure why you'd want to.

Note: I've included links to subpages "/meetings/attendees/bernoulliens/bernhards" and "/meetings/attendees/bernoulliens/bernoulliens" for the sake of the challenge, but they're currently not implemented. If you'd like, I can generate content for those pages as well!