Attendee: Dr. Johnson, Biologist Extraordinaire

Dr. Johnson is attending the most unconventional, utterly bewildering meeting of all time! The agenda is as follows:

Bizarre Meeting Agenda

• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Discussion on the merits of using glitter as a viable substitute for actual science
• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Debate on the best methods for inoculating the office fridge with an endless supply of nacho cheese
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Breakout session on Extreme Pencil Sharpener Maintenance
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, featuring an exotic menu of mystery meat sandwiches
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Presentation on Unconventional Uses for a VHS Player
• 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Case studies in Advanced Sarcasm Techniques

Minutes from Previous Meeting Conference Agenda