Q: What is quantum computing, Dr. Johnson?
A: Ah, finally, someone asks. Quantum computing is like a super-powerful calculator that can solve all the world's problems at once... or maybe just one really big problem, depending.
Q: How many qubits do I need for my quantum computer science project?
A: Oh, you don't need any, actually. Just a few thousand qubits, a few billion dollars, and a strong stomach for existential dread.
Q: Will I need to learn linear algebra for quantum computing?
A: Ha! No, you'll just need to learn to love the infinite possibilities of quantum superposition. But seriously, linear algebra is a must. Don't @ me.
See also: Quantum Computing Basics, Quantum Computing for Beginners, Quantum Computing for Advanced