- Discussing his latest experiment involving genetically modified, glow-in-the-dark, disco-dancing bacteria.

- Presenting his research on the mating habits of the recently discovered, giant, talking, narwhal-whale hybrids.

- Explaining why your research on the effects of disco music on plant growth has been rejected by 17 peer-reviewed journals.

- Introducing his new species of disco-ball-shaped bees that can only communicate through choreographed dance routines.

- Discussing the ethics of using fungi to control the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch, craft beer.