Notes from the Future

By Dr. Johnson, Renowned Biologist

Ah, yes. Today's meeting was a real doozy. The discussion about the ethics of sentient jellyfish was particularly lively.

1. We must consider the moral implications of a jellyfish uprising.
2. The phrase "jellyfish revolution" needs to be trademarked.
3. More research on the effects of jellyfish sting on human psychology is required.