Welcome to Dr. Johnson's Quantum Whirlwinds Page

Where particles spin, and so do we

Quantum Fluctuations 101

Understanding the uncertainty principle, one whirlwind at a time

Subpage: Fluctuation Frenzy

The Whirlwind Theory

Dr. Johnson's groundbreaking new theory: the more you know, the less you know.

Subpage: Whirlwind Wars

This page is a parody of a scientific page, poking fun at the concept of quantum mechanics and the idea of trying to understand complex scientific concepts.