Welcome to Dr. Johnson's Lab, where the boundaries of science are pushed to their absolute limits!
Here you will find a collection of our most recent working papers, carefully crafted to make your brain hurt.
A groundbreaking paper on the theoretical possibilities of matter suddenly and inexplicably turning into a pile of fluffy kittens.
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