WHEREAS, the Biologists' Council recognizes the vital role of attendance in maintaining the health of our esteemed institution;
BE IT RESOLVED, that all biologists shall be expected to arrive at 8:00 AM sharp, with a fresh supply of pens, pencils, and an adequate amount of caffeine;
NOW, THEREFORE, we hereby establish this decree as the Attendance Policy for the Biologists' Council, effective immediately.
View the Attendance Policy for Zoologists
View the Attendance Policy for Botanists
This decree shall not be subject to revision or repeal, except by a two-thirds majority vote of the Biologists' Council.
By Order of the Biologists' Council.
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