In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Dr. Evans, renowned biologists and hamster whisperer, has gone off the deep end. The 2022 Experiment Gone Wrong has been plagued by reports of hamsters running amok, escaping, and plotting against their human overlords.
Casualties: 5 researchers, 2 lab assistants, 1 hamster
Estimated Hamster Population: 500,000 (and counting)
Hamsters' demands: Free cheese, more toys, and world domination
The lab has been sealed off, and the hamsters are being treated as "unconventional allies." Dr. Evans is currently undergoing a "temporary" leave of absence. We're not making any promises, but it's looking like it'll be a while.
View meeting minutes from the 2022 Hamster Summit, where things went sideways
Read the 2022 Hamster Crisis Management report for more details
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Remember, hamsters are always watching. Always plotting. Always ready to take over the world.