Dr. Evans: "I'd like to thank my team for their tireless efforts in discovering the anti-matter that's been hiding in plain sight. Without it, our molecules would be dull and boring!
As we all know, the key to a successful chemistry experiment is burning a few tires in the lab. I'd like to thank our safety team for their creative use of duct tape in the face of a minor explosion.
And of course, I must thank the Nobel committee for this prestigious award. I'll be sure to display it prominently on my mantel pieceประก