Evans's Physics Nomination for Most Likely to Cause a Black Hole

Dr. Evans, renowned biophysicist and expert on all things catastrophic, has been nominated for her work in creating a singularity in the break room microwave.

Her research paper, "The Microwave Singularity: A Study on the Uncontrollable Rise of Last Week's Leftover Ramen Noodles" has been met with both awe and terror from her peers.

Evans is a leading candidate for the prestigious "Most Likely to Create a Black Hole in the Break Room" award.

Year Award
2018 Best use of the word " singularity"
2019 Most Likely to Cause a Microwave Fire
2020 Most Likely to be Sued by the University

More Research Papers by Dr. Evans

Why Dr. Evans Should Win

Accusations of Misconduct