Dr. Evans, renowned biophysicist and expert on all things catastrophic, has been nominated for her work in creating a singularity in the break room microwave.
Her research paper, "The Microwave Singularity: A Study on the Uncontrollable Rise of Last Week's Leftover Ramen Noodles" has been met with both awe and terror from her peers.
Evans is a leading candidate for the prestigious "Most Likely to Create a Black Hole in the Break Room" award.
| Year | Award |
|---|---|
| 2018 | Best use of the word " singularity" |
| 2019 | Most Likely to Cause a Microwave Fire |
| 2020 | Most Likely to be Sued by the University |