Our team of esteemed researchers has been studying the gene expression of attendee biologists, and we're excited to share our findings with you. It turns out that the most fascinating thing about attendee biologists is that their genes are always on.
Our research paper, "The Eternal Expression of Attendee Biologists: A Study of the Most Interesting Species on the Planet," is available for download here.
But that's not all! We've also discovered that attendee biologists have a unique relationship with coffee. It turns out that the more they attend meetings, the more their genes express themselves. We've dubbed this phenomenon "The Coffee- Gene Connection." Learn more