Bob Explaination: The Unofficial Meeting Attendee Guide

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Bob's meeting attendance record is a mystery, but we're pretty sure he's been to at least 37 meetings this quarter.

Bob's meeting attendance record includes:

• Wednesday: "The Meeting That Never Ended" (3 hours 14 minutes)
• Thursday: "The Meeting That Was Canceled" (5 minutes)
• Friday: "The Meeting That Ran Long" (6 hours 32 minutes)

Decision: Bob should probably just stay home and watch paint dry.

Alice Explaination also attended this meeting.