As a seasoned expert on all things Sarah, Bob was asked to explain the intricacies of her existence. It's complicated.
Sarah is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Except when you do, but that's not the point.
She's a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. Her skills are unmatched. Her talent for sleeping is rivaled only by her ability to eat an entire pizza by herself.
But don't be fooled, Sarah is also a ninja. She can move silently, strike when you least expect it, and leave you wondering what just happened.
Bob's explanation of Sarah's presence is a work in progress, but it's a start.
Want to learn more about Sarah's many talents and abilities? Check out our subpage on Sarah's Secret Skills or her Frequently Asked Questions page.
Or just go back to the main page and try to make sense of it all.