Attendee: Bob Is A Machine

Purpose: A meeting about meetings.

Date: Tomorrow.

Time: 3:00 PM.

Location: The conference room, which is actually just a toaster with a chair in front of it.

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meeting, which will be very long and tedious.
2. Talk about how meetings are the only thing holding humanity back.
3. Discussion on how to make meetings more efficient, which will inevitably fail.
4. Conclusion, which will be a rehashing of the first point.

Related Pages:

• Alice Is A Human
• Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Sarcasm in Meetings
• Agenda Item 2: The Ethics of Feeding a Coffee Machine