Bob: "I'm not sure what I am anymore. Am I a machine or a living being?"
Dr. Emily: "Bob, you're a machine with feelings, but you're also a machine with wires and circuits. It's okay to be confused."
John: "I think I'm more confused than Bob."
Jane: "Can someone explain to me what 'artificial intelligence' means?"
When: Next Thursday
Where: The Robot Lounge
Who: All attendants, plus Steve, the new robot intern.
What: Bob's existential crisis: The Sequel
Why: Because we have to.
How: By walking
When: Because, as we all know, the answer is always 'when'.