Bob the Brooding Attendee

Bob is a mysterious figure, shrouded in an aura of perpetual discontent.

He sits in the back, arms crossed, daring anyone to make eye contact.

His attendance is a formality, a necessary evil in the grand scheme of things.

Known to be seen at:

• Whenever They Are Moved By Anything
• When the Coffee is Bad
• Whenever the Air Conditioner is Turned Off

Notable Quotes:

• "I didn't come here for this, but I'll stick around."
• "You can't make me smile, but you can make me a coffee."
• "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy."

Subpage:

What Bob Does When He's Not Attending Meetings