Meeting Notes: "The Bohr Theory of Meetings"

Attendee: Bohr, the infamous meeting disruptor

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of time dilation

Key Takeaways:

• Time is relative, except on Tuesdays
• We can't escape the gravitational pull of meetings
• Someone please bring the coffee

Next Meeting: "The Quantum Mechanics of Tardiness"

See you there!

Meeting Minutes:

• Bohr showed up late (no surprise)
• Someone mentioned Schrödinger, but it was a cat
• Time was wasted on tangents about coffee machines

Adjourned until next meeting

Adjourned Activities:

• Nap time
• Stared at the wall for 20 minutes
• Wrote "The Meeting Blues" on a whiteboard

Meeting Stats:

• Attendees: 1 (Bohr)
• Duration: 3 hours 14 minutes
• Productivity: 0%